I guess congratulations are in order,
considering your little bundle of joy
has just arrived,
but even the things I mean honestly
without the spit or spite come out
far too wrong.
And I suppose I should be happy for you
especially since I was the first to move on
but we're young,
the two of you always seemed so smart,
and no one ever pegged you for such a
doomed little family.
Perhaps I should stick to the facts
and keep my big mouth shut like
you always said,
but this just feels so far from reality
that I don't know what to do other than
to congratulate you.
So congratulations on your brilliant
little baby girl, I hope she has your eyes
and her smile...
